It’s the beginning of the 3rd decade of your friend or family member’s life. It’s an amazing opportunity to share these funny 30th birthday messages with him or her.
Celebrate with them in a funny way as they leave their 20s behind. This collection of funny 30th birthday messages gives you a special opportunity to congratulate someone on their life achievements.
It was Bette Midler who said, “after 30, a body has a mind of its own,,” and Ann Landers submitted that “inside every 30-year-old is an 18-year-old asking what happened?” It has also been said that “life before 30 is for making mistakes and life after 30 is to repent for all of them.”
Top 35 Funny 30th Birthday Messages
Humor always brightens the mood. So, brighten the 30th Birthday of your friend or family with these funny 30th birthday wishes:
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Happy 29 + 1th! But seriously, you’re going to have to come to terms with this eventually. Best wishes for the decade ahead.
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Dearly beloved, we are here today mourning the loss of your 20s. Ok, ok, calm down. Jokes about turning 30 aside, congratulations! Happy Birthday!
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Welcome to the age your childhood self couldn’t even fathom. Happy 30th.
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Congratulations on being one year closer to a senior citizen’s discount at the movies. Happy 30th Birthday!
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You know you’re old when you go to bed at the time you used to go out. Happy 30th Birthday!
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You’re not really 30; you’re 18 with 12 years of experience. Happy Birthday, dearie.
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You’re 30! From now on, if you get pregnant, people will assume you do it on purpose. ~Smiles~ Happy Birthday.
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Here’s to being 30! Where a night of drinking requires more time than minor surgery. ~Smiles~ Happy Birthday beloved.
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Happy 30th Birthday, dear. Don’t worry about turning 30. You’ll get used to it. Of course, you’ll be 40 by then.
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Happy Birthday, angel. Welcome to your 30s. Where every weekend is a baby shower, and the hangovers last for two days!
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Happy 30! Happy Birthday! You’re 30, but you’ll still feel 20 until you hang out with 20 years olds; then you’ll be like, nope, definitely 30.
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Congratulations on reaching Level Thirty! You might want to save your progress – it gets waaaay harder from here. ~Smiles~ Happy Birthday!
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Happy birthday to someone who wasn’t welcomed into the world by tweet or status update. Happy 30th!
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You know you’re old when the time you go to bed is the time you used to go out. It’s 30, guy! Happy Birthday!
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Don’t worry about turning 30. You will always be the same irresponsible person I know. Happy Birthday!
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Have fun on your birthday, but don’t get too crazy. Remember that you can’t blame your irresponsible behavior on “being in your 20s” anymore. Happy 30th birthday!
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May your thirty be extra dirty. Happy Birthday!
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Today you are approximately eleven thousand, one hundred and seventy-five and a half days old! Now, 30 doesn’t sound so bad, does it? Happy Birthday!
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Happiest 30th Birthday! Turning 30 is as easy as jumping rope… if the rope was covered in hard metal spikes, you were barefoot, and the ground was covered in hot lava.
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If you weren’t my best friend, I would tell you how dreadful it is to turn thirty. But since you are, I don’t want to spoil the party. Happy Birthday, Buddy!
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You’re turning 29 again?! You freak of nature. ~Smiles~ Happy Birthday, friend!
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In dog years, you’d be getting closer to your death.
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Happy 30th birthday! If you were a card, you’d be an antique!
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30 is the new 20* *said no one ever.
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After your 30th birthday, you are officially closer to 40 than you are to 20.
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Whoa, you’re 30. 10,948 days since you fell out of a vagina. If you feel old, think about how old the vagina is.
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Relax, your 30s are just like your 20s, except you look 10 years older, and everything is a little less fun. Happy Birthday.
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Happy Birthday, boy! Don’t think of it as turning 30. Think of it as being old.
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Happy 30th Birthday! At least you’re not turning 31.
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Happy 30th Birthday! The countdown to your mid-life crisis has officially begun.
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Happy 30! Nothing changes when you cross thirty except that you have to replace your moisturizer with anti-aging cream. Happy Birthday
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So it’s 3 decades already! How time flies, my little girl.
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For some people, turning 30 can certainly feel like a kind of death. The death of your youth. The end of an era. Not to get you scared… Welcome to your 30s!
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Welcome to 30! The age when you should know better but really don’t!
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Turning 30 doesn’t mean you can’t still party. It just means you have gotten REALLY good at it! Happy 30th Birthday!
Humorous and Inspirational 30th Birthday Messages
A person’s maturity and responsibility increase as they reach the age of 30. It is also a time for hope, energy, and renewed zeal. Sharing a beautiful and wise message can inspire them to make the right choices, learn from their mistakes, and get excited for more adventure in their lives.
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Happy 30th Birthday! You have always dreamed big and focused on the future. May your thirties exceed all of your expectations!
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It was Bonidette Lanz who said, “at 30 you finally start to catch up on those dreams you’ve been chasing for the last 10 plus years.” Here’s wishing you a great catch-up! Happy Birthday, darling.
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Quoting the words of Blair Sabol, “when you turn 30, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents.” Wishing you a great year ahead!
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“Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.” – Robert Frost.
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Congratulations on being three decades old! This is a huge milestone, and it’s time to go out and celebrate in style. Show them what you’ve got! Sending you warm wishes and positive thoughts, always.
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I am so impressed with your hard work in your 20s. May your 30s keep presenting you with bigger and better opportunities. Happy 30th Birthday!
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Your 30s are your progress year. May you march forward with confidence and achieve all the goals you’ve set. Happy 30th Birthday!
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The most beautiful thing to come out of your 20s is your ability to hear and listen to your instinct. Let that be your guiding voice this decade. Happy 30th Birthday!
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Your 30s are a time to work smart, conserve your time and energy, and spend your days doing what you really love. I hope you find yourself doing exactly that. Happy 30th!
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Your 30s are the perfect time to remove anything from your life that doesn’t make you happy. It’s your time. Happy 30th!
Best 30th Birthday Quotes (Picture Messages)
Here is a collection of the best 30th birthday quotes (as a follow-up to our funny 30th birthday messages):
Happy 30th Birthday Messages
- Let’s toast to maturing like a fine wine. Congratulations on your 30th Birthday!
- They say your twenties are the fun years of your life, but your thirties are the best! Congratulations on your Birthday!
- Thirty, flirtatious, and downright filthy. Congratulations on your 30th Birthday.
- 30 is an ideal age. You’re old enough to admit your mistakes but still young enough to make more. Congratulations on your Birthday!
- Don’t worry; you’re still as cool at 30 as you were at 29. Congratulations on your Birthday!
- Your muse was needed in your twenties; the masterpiece is born in your thirties. Happy 30th Birthday!
- Congratulations on your 30th Birthday. Don’t worry; you’re still only 18… now with an additional 12 years of experience!
- Congratulations on your thirty-first trip around the sun! Happy Birthday, my daring friend, who is completely out of this world.
- Congratulations on your 30th Birthday! This year, nothing has to change unless you want it to! Have a fantastic day!
- Happy 30th Birthday to someone who embodies both beauty and character. Have a great time on this special day!
We hope you found this collection of inspirational and funny 30th birthday messages helpful. Let us know your thoughts in the comment section below.
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